Currently yelling at my uterus…
…to not be disrespectful and create a ridiculously dramatic murder scene of all my eggs today when I am planning to enjoy my weekend and go to the beach later.
Please, Mother Nature. I beg of you. Try again tomorrow… Not today. Pretty please?
Cookout today.
I’m actually looking forward to being around my family, eating, listening to music and enjoying each others company.
No, not my sisters. Fuck them bitches.
My cousins. Hopefully, they will all come.
And bring bud.
