Do you know what is the most disgusting yet beautiful thing to ever witness?
Childbirth.
Three years ago, I witnessed the birth of the closest girl I will ever have to a daughter. I blame myself but not really because that day I had made my cousin Tiffany walk so damn much that day. We went to the movies and we were in the middle of watching Madea Goes To Jail when she began having contractions. I was so tired but we hopped on a train and went to the hospital and they sent her home after being there for 4 hours because she was 2 centimeters dilated. I had NO sleep that night lol (I was pissed). We went back to her house and attempted to rest. She was in so much pain. She kept kicking me in my back and told me “Myra, don’t ever get pregnant.” LOL We ended up going back a few hours later because it got worse and went back to the hospital.
After many hours spent waiting, she finally went in. I almost threw up a bunch of times looking, her baby’s father kept crying (I hate him), and was pacing back and forth during the process. A random class of medical interns came to watch, and I was so upset by that because she had no literal privacy. I went into the bathroom as my sister called my phone and as soon as I turned back around, at 11 am, my little mama literally flipped out her mother’s vagina, and the doctor caught her like a fucking football player. I dropped my phone.
Laila Kareena Ninvalle was finally born and she lights up my entire life whenever I am with her. She has the biggest smile and bright eyes and I love her happy little soul. Indeed, she is a princess. I call her today and she tells me she is now 40 years old. LOL
Happy Birthday to my Chunky Bunny Laila… I love you!
