February 2012
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Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Yes.
Doctor: Is there any chance you could be pregnant?
Me: No.
Doctor: Are you taking birth control pills?
Me: No.
Doctor: Do you use condoms?
Me: Nope.
Doctor (beginning to look concerned): Is there a medical reason you can't become pregnant?
Me: Not that I'm aware of.
Doctor (looking even more concerned, now speaking in a condescending tone): Then how do you know there's no chance of pregnancy?
Me: Last I checked, my female partner would have a hard time pulling that off.
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“Cause your eyes are the windows to heaven,
Your smile could heal a million...”
– Amel Larrieux - Make Me Whole
vaganja:
Long distance anythings are a lot of work.
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Make Me Whole | Amel Larrieux
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That awkward moment when you hear a really good...
I’m angry about that actually. That means only one thing. That it is working. Fuck you for it.
I will get over this. Just like I always do.
theconstantgentleman:
Black & Gold - Adele
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“As much as I hate myself, I hate you more. But I still smile when you come...”
– Atmosphere (via hayzlnut)
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No matter how hard I try, the taste of Jose Cuervo...
I am not drinking again for a LOOOOOOOOONG time. I have a fucking interview to make and I am just hoping that I can still give it my all despite this hangover and upset stomach.
Any advice on how to get over this hangover quickly?
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Isn't it awesome how I always manage to complicate...
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soulfulandtrue:
onlystrong:
Paradise -...
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Princess Of China | Coldplay feat. Rihanna
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If the Defense of Marriage Act gets struck down...
…I will run to VA and marry my Marine girlfriend the moment I find out.
She told me if they do, she would re-enlist. If she re-enlists, and we can marry and get recognized on a national, federal level, I will finally be able to be by her side.
Consider that a promise.
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Birthday Cake (remix) | Rihanna feat. Chris Brown
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Sometimes you can just be trying forever to mean...
And quite frankly sometimes it is NOT worth it.
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Do you know what is the most disgusting yet...
Childbirth.
Three years ago, I witnessed the birth of the closest girl I will ever have to a daughter. I blame myself but not really because that day I had made my cousin Tiffany walk so damn much that day. We went to the movies and we were in the middle of watching Madea Goes To Jail when she began having contractions. I was so tired but we hopped on a train and went to the hospital and they...
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Falling in love with the thoughts of a better...
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Somebody That I Used To Know | Gotye feat. Kimbra
Egalitarians for real equality.: In case you... →
feminist77:
Women in the U.S. spend an average of 13 hours a week on housework, while men spend an average of 4 hours.
White women are paid 74% of what white men are paid. African American women, 64%, Hispanic American women, 52%.
In other words, women are doing more paid work for less pay,…
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I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there's some...
funniest10k:
Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don’t belong making fun of someone like that, what’s wrong with you? Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I’m gonna use it. Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege. Girl: -Speechless- Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin. Girl: -Goes to wipe chin- Me: No, your other...
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I Can’t Make You Love Me (Bonnie Raitt...
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My best friend Romeire is going to audition for...
He is in the Army National Guard and I really hope it doesn’t get in the way but before he moved back to Philly, we used to sing in the halls of Tuscarora High School (I always knew he was better than me) and go crazy! I love him so much and his voice can do so much for him, so when he said he was going to audition, my heart starting pumping so fast. He doesn’t truly understand what...
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Watch
I Will Always Love You
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Watch“How To Get A Girl’s Number”
Evidence that Tumblr is dying.
“Holla at me on Tumblr, You got no likes my nigguhhh. I’m the Tumblr Guy.”
This whole video is dumb though lol
“HAHA I got ya numba, bitch! *pow* *runs*”
Da fuck?
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I DID NOT TRIP! I just felt that the floor needed...
everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what are you mad at
me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
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I'm not single but I'm on my Fuck Valentine's Day...
Why? Well… I’m currently conversing with myself about that…
My girlfriend is stationed in Virginia. I see her every now and then but she is still away. For the past few years I have been in a long distance relationship. Not only with her but with another person I was dating from the town I went to high school in. I should be used to it but it’s hard. It’s real...